Total Medals Earned: 500 (From
50 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,230 Points
1
10
5
6
3
3
4
11
3
1
2
3
1
2
3
3
2
3
3
3
22
2
2
3
6
3
3
2
2
1
3
4
1
5
1
1
1
2
22
2
22
1
3
1
2
3
33
2
3
4
3
3
3
5
4
3
5
4
1
2
3
5
4
3
1
0e
3
3
4
6
6
9
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8
3
4
5
4
2
3
4
5
7
8
5
1
6
4
6
8
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Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Start a new game.
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
Get everything!
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
Complete the level with 100 health
Complete the level without using rockets
Kill 10 enemies
Read the help at least one time
Kill 50 enemies
Get 10 repair kits
Make 10 flips
Get 100 donuts
Complete level 3
Kill 100 enemies
Use rockets 50 times
Purchase all of the upgrades in the shop
Complete level 9
Defeat the big truck
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Collect all 15 notes
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
There's a place for everyone here.
No
Score 5000 points.
<3
Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Complete the entire first ring of levels.
Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
Rate 5 or more user levels.
Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
Rate 50 or more user levels.
Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all three rings of levels.
Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
Rate 100 or more user levels.
Get a combo of 35!
Obtain a score of 10,000.
Reach the red pill and blue pill level. Which will you choose?
Detonate 50 bombs cumulatively.
Beat a level without using all of the required folds.
Get a total score of 1700.
Get a total score of 3400(100% on every level)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
You got another O
You got the F
You got the H
You got the I
You got the M
You got the N
You got the O
You got the R
The vanishing space
You got the T
You got the glorious G
You got the little N
